“It was over frankfurters that my date shared the gory details of administering oral copulation in his first homosexual encounter!” shares financial analyst, Susie Crandell, Age 41.
No one is immune to embarrassing and humorous dating moments.
They’re not the memories we wish to document or save in a photo album. They’re the incidences that represent mortification.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a celebrity or a person with non-famous status; annoying, embarrassing and humorous dates are inevitable, for anyone.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a celebrity or a person with non-famous status; annoying, embarrassing and humorous dates are inevitable
Before you attempt to bury your head in sand or defect to the Middle East, read the awkward dating moments and opinions shared by people from all walks of life:
- "The most annoying date was when she kept addressing me by the name of Kevin and then apologizing by stressing that I reminded of her mother." – Landon Phillips (26) Realty Broker
- "The time my date told me he was on a budget so I could only order a drink while he ordered a porterhouse." – Linda Johnson (33) Project Manager
- "We were having so much fun on our date that neither of us noticed the car sitting in front of us until we plowed into it. The rest of our date was spent at the police station." – Joe Marello (34) Entrepreneur
Celebrity Dating Blunders
The underlying difference between celebrity blunders and the unknown are the magnitude by which the Paparazzi captures and publishes the moments. For example, a recent story alleges that the lovemaking between actor Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie was so loud that the residents of the African village mistook the noise for a murder. Even though Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor-Flav may not be ashamed about the absurdity of their hook-up, the rest of the universe is embarrassed for them.
Colin Farrell has an embarrassing reputation for dating the flavor of the month. After George Michael’s publicly noted stint in the men’s water closet, who whatever think that the International pop star would confess: “If I wasn’t with my boyfriend, I would have sex with women... no question.”
Unique Celebrity Dating Perspectives
Check out these Celebrity Date quotes:
- “I always play women I would date.” - Angelina Jolie
- It's hard for them (partners) to live in my shadow, knowing that they will never make the money I do.” - Jennifer Lopez
- “We've been asked to do Playboy together, me and Victoria, as a pair. I don't think I'll ever go naked, but I'll never say never.” - David Beckham
- "If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!” - Vince Vaughn
- “Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of the mirror.” - Pamela Anderson
(Quotes courtesy of MoreMagazine)
