The Public Eater
For the dude that likes to eat on the run (walking or in his car), he may have exhibitionism on the brain. Be prepared for some mobile maneuvers.
Persnickety
The finicky eater may demonstrate a little inhibition. If he has a list of foods that he is unable to consume, chances are he may have an allergic aversion in the orally stimulating department.
Fast Food Gobbler
The fast food addict may not have enough appetite for sex. In the American documentary, “Super Size Me,” writer, Morgan Spurlock tested the bounds of eating McDonald’s for a month. As he grew fatter, he experienced a loss of his libido. Don’t expect great pleasure from this Fast Food Gobbler.
Sloppy Joe
If you see food spewing out of his mouth at the dinner table, expect extra saliva during the kiss. Sloppy Joe has not figured out that he has overly active saliva glands.
Mr. Finger Lickin’ Good will please most of the ladies. Besides, he enjoys eating e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
The One Gulp, Barbarian
He’s the type of guy that inhales his food. There is not much chewing or exploring the flavors on his palette. Behind the scenes, he will overlook meeting your pleasuring quota. Since, he’s all about immediate gratification; he tends to overlook all of a gal’s redeeming qualities.
Finger Lickin’ Good
If it was socially acceptable, this guy would lick his plate clean, in public. He’s not done, until all tableware is free of crumbs. Mr. Finger Lickin’ Good will please most of the ladies. Besides, he enjoys eating e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
Dinner Dating Etiquette Basics
Before you deconstruct his epicurean appetite, use the following tips to depict your eating etiquette:
Place orders with simplicity. Regardless, of how much you love messy foods divert the temptation. Entrees such as spaghetti, lobster, corn on the cob, barbeque, and other foods that have a propensity for creating a muddle should not be ordered.
Please pass the salt and pepper. Never ever give your plate a shake of salt or pepper before making the pass. Even if your date only requests the pepper, hand over the salt, as well. It is apropos to deliver the salt and pepper shakers together. Good etiquette deems salt and pepper as a united pair. Once your date has finished using the seasonings, request them back for your use.
Consume gingerly. When the appetizers arrive, don’t pounce at the food. Since, the meal is part of the date, take your time. Take breaks between mouthfuls, by placing the silverware on the right side of the plate. Place the knife between one and three o’clock on the plate.
Replicate pacing. Pay attention to the rate at which your date is eating. Avoid eating too fast or slow by matching his consumption pace.
Cut the next morsel . It is inappropriate to pre-slice an entire meal. Cut the next bite of the cuisine. It enables communication when utensils are switched. The interspersed cutting allows for conversation and breaks for eating.
After the meal, don’t forget to visit the water closet to check for food entrapped between your teeth. A little etiquette and attentive analysis can make for a scrumptious dinner date.
