The expression “you are what you eat” exceeds what one consumes. Let’s take fries as an example, just because they’re fattening does not mean the consumer is morbidly obese. Some people drown their pomme frites in condiments. Others like to dabble. It is all a matter of their style. The way certain men dine – says a lot about who they are and how they may perform.
Fish out of Water
Since Ethan was my first subject study of eating and sexual performance, I’ll start with him. Ethan drank and consumed food just like a fish. Fish are known for drinking water but their appetites are not very large. Every time we went to dinner, I would eat more than my man.
Dripping wet, I weighed in at 93 pounds and my beau was only 145 at 6’1". Although, my friends and family referred to him as a skeleton or a concentration camp refugee, I did not see Ethan that way. At first it did not bother me. Then, I started feeling like la petite couchon.
It was not until I had dated several men (over 100) that I began to see a clear pattern between men and their eating habits.
One day, I asked him – “What’s wrong?” He acknowledged that the food felt lodged in his esophagus. The same could be said of his sexual mood. As long as drinks were involved – everything was a go. Minus the alcohol, he was a fish out of water. Although the fish out of water is a rare breed, they’re not bad – just don’t hope for anything long term.
It was not until I had dated several men (over 100) that I began to see a clear pattern between men and their eating habits.
Here are a few more eating habits that may reveal his sexual aptitude:
Meticulous
The gent who takes his time on and around the plate is the overachiever. The meticulous consumer aims to please. In and out of the bedroom, he strives for perfection. He’ll try to delay his expulsion until his maiden is gasping breathlessly.
The Marathon Man
In the realm of food, he’s not picky. The ultimate goal is to get the food down in record speed to move on to his next designated goal. The marathon man is quite engulfed in his stamina and endurance. Sometimes, he gets so carried away that he fails to realize that his object of coital affection is dry and chafed.
Leftover Lover
This guy does not have a problem eating a stranger’s remaining vittles. Since, his standards of consumption are low, he won’t mind sloppy seconds. He’s not really concerned about monogamy – after all he will take what he can get.
